My ex-wife once was laying with her head on my chest and we we both falling off to sleep (I was just about there, completely incoherent) when she squeezed my left nipple - and I let out a fart to end all farts!It woke me, scared the cat right off the bed, and had her laughing so hard that she cried...She joked and teased that she had found my "fart switch"Come to think of it...I don;t think she ever went close to my nipples after that |