Whats the funniest thing your sleeping

[Lita M]

partner has done / said? DH is going to kill me!! am still laughing now, He was asleep on the sofa,I was on the armchair lights out drinking my hot choc watching 'most haunted', he sat bolt upright which scared the cr*p out of me, then he said in a whisper "has she got it yet?""who" I ask, this is where I lose it because he speaks faster & faster, Him...."you know, the woman"Me...... "what woman"Him..... "Oh god! You do bloody well know, Its her, the woman with the key, on the string, in the box with the hoom iname an a huminee hooooooo!!!"Me........ "hahahahahahaahhaahahahahhahahah" Hysterically which then woke him up asking me what the heck was so funny!!

[Phil S]

My ex-wife once was laying with her head on my chest and we we both falling off to sleep (I was just about there, completely incoherent) when she squeezed my left nipple - and I let out a fart to end all farts!It woke me, scared the cat right off the bed, and had her laughing so hard that she cried...She joked and teased that she had found my "fart switch"Come to think of it...I don;t think she ever went close to my nipples after that

[Lucy B]

That's funny! I have to admit that it's actually me that does stuff in my sleep. I grind my teeth, talk, shout, sit up bolt upright then chuck myself back down again...(which I did a few years back and cracked my head on the corner of the bedside table, ouch!!!!!!)...I woke up the other morning with an aching jaw because apparently I'd been grinding my teeth so hard! Not good!

[Dolly Blue]

My husband sat bolt up right in bed, then stood up walked to the top of the stairs and very proudly took a huge stride right off the top step.I watched him do it and could not believe he was actually asleep.He bumped and banged and shouted all the way down 14 steps. He stopped falling once around the middle of the fall, tried to stand up and started rolling again.I'm sorry I know I shouldn't laugh but I am now in stitches just telling you .He had been out to the pub earlier and was dreaming he was there and thought he was making his way to the toilet there!!!He was hurt and I had to try to keep a straight face ha ha !!!!!

[northukstudent]

"wheres the man?""hes got it he has""bleh!""chinese""go tell ryan because he knows" (neither of us know any Ryan lol)he can also carry on with a conversation once hes fallen asleep...its pretty weird